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Reading through some of the posts I can see how a lot of newbies have FOMO (fear of missing out). Post after post of losers making huge returns. Everyone is getting rich but you. Boofuckinghoo. The smart investor realizes it’s all hype. Some of it works, most of it doesn’t. To be successful you need to be able to recognize the difference and to do that, you need time, knowledge and practice.
Here are ten tips that can help you along the way.
Tip 1 - You don’t know shit
You’re going to lose your money. Don’t get suckered by reading posts about guys who made 1000% return in 5 minutes. For every one guy that posts his massive gains, 100+ suckers have lost their money. The first lesson to realize is that it’s way easier to lose money in the market than to make money.
Tip 2 - Understand how money flows in the market
Money moves from the idiots to the knowledgable, from the impatient to the patient. Any dummy can make money short term. But to make money long-term and truly grow a portfolio, you have to be armed with knowledge and a shit ton of patience.
Tip 3 - Play for the long term
The most important rule you need to follow religiously is NEVER FUCKING LOSE MONEY. Print it big, tape it to your wall. Your top responsibility is protecting your capital. YOLO is a stupid play. 99% of you are going to bet at the wrong time with the wrong stock. Calm the fuck down and work on a long term strategy. You have decades dummy.
Tip 4 - Time is on your side, but not much else
The market never stops. The machine just churns and churns. Rich to poor, poor to rich, it just keeps on turning and turning. There are ALWAYS opportunities. Another IPO. Another MEME turd. FOMO is for fools. Miss a run? Big fucking deal. There’s another one around the corner. You have plenty of time to learn, test, and grow your capital.
Tip 5 - Paper Trading
Paper trading is a simulation. It behaves exactly like a real account with real active data but it’s all practice. No real money exchanges. It’s a great way to learn, to see how shitty you’re going to do without losing a penny. DO THIS FOR TWO YEARS. Take whatever capital you have right now and buy some long term ETFs or solid ass stocks with minimal risk. Keep adding to it EVERY paycheck. Build up some capital for when you’re ready to trade for real. Take two years to learn how to trade, watch your paper portfolio go to zero a couple dozen times, read and follow the news, WSB, Stocktwits, etc. Ask questions, test out your strategies. You’ll thank me two years from now.
Tip 6 - Understand taxes
Big difference between short term and long term capital gains. Uncle Sam loves you short timers. Paying taxes is for suckers.
Tip 7 - No one knows shit
There is no crystal ball, no one has the “inside track”, and only believe 10% of what you read. Be very fucking skeptical. About everything. Social media, analysts, CEOs, news, all if it, be fucking skeptical. It’s all manipulation. Don’t even trust Buffett. You are the guardian of your capital. Everyone wants to take it it away from you. Understand that and you won’t get suckered so easily.
Tip 8 - Learn to read fundamentals and understand valuations
As much as the market today feels like a casino, the underlying foundation of the market is investing, not gambling. With every stock you buy you’re buying a piece of a business. Learn to read fundamentals. Do they make money? Are they growing? Do they have debt? How are their competitors valued? Do they make more money today than they did 5 years ago? How will they make more? How do they return capital to shareholders? And on and on and on. Learn motherfuckers. Earnings per share. P/E rations. Intrinsic value. Net income. Figure out formulas for valuing stocks. Is TSLA worth over 250x earnings? Is WFC undervalued at 13x earnings? Investing blindly because big_dick_loser said so in a post is beyond idiotic. Just burn your money, you’ll have more fun.
Tip 9 - Get rich schemes are for suckers
Remove the bookmark for Ferrari. You ain’t getting one anytime soon. Play fucking smart. Go long. Think in decades, not days. You’re not smart enough to day trade and beat the system. Not long-term anyways. Most of you won’t beat the market over 10 years. So be fucking smart. Paper trade until you can consistently prove gains month after month. When you’re ready to trade for real, dip in slowly. Fuck FOMO. Fuck YOLO. Remember, time is on your side. Compound that shit.
Tip 10 - Discipline and dedication
Like anything in life, to be successful you have to fucking work at it. Easy money never lasts. Dig in, learn, practice, rinse and repeat. Be motivated to learn how to invest, take the time to study, read, test and constantly improve. Be disciplined with your money. It’s fucking hard to make, easy to lose. Protect that shit.
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For those of you this resonates with, you’ll be fine long term. Do the fucking work. For those of you who love chasing the fantasy, good luck, I mean it. It’s a tough fucking pill to swallow watching your account get dwindled down to zero. Nothing tastes worse that losing all your money.
Peace.

Why I’m going cash

Sold it all today - my story since 2013

Well not all, but about 20 coins. I'm just writing this to get it off my chest.
Here's my story:
After missing my buy at $20 in early 2013 due to my laziness of having to sign up for an exchange, I didn't let my chance slip up later that year: I bought at the peak of the boom in late 2013. I ended up averaging in at about $800 for 40+ BTC ($35k total). I had been successful in an online business, and as a young kid I decided to throw half of my net worth into this magic internet money. I didn't understand the concept of decentralization back then, but I liked the idea of an internet currency, it made sense and I loved taking risks so I went for it.
Well shortly after that I discovered Dogecoin (or was it created then?) so naturally I dumped ALL my BTC into it thinking this meme coin would be an even better form of internet money. Over a year or two I watched my crypto dwindle down to sub $2k. At that point I was thinking alright might as well let it go to 0. I eventually switched it all back over to BTC when it went back up to 7-8k (IIRC), but at this point I lost a few BTC, I was down to 30-35 or so. A couple of other memories include spending 0.3 BTC on a porn subscription when BTC was worth $200 or so. I also sent 0.25 BTC to a website that said they would send 1 BTC back, needless to say I'm still patiently waiting for them to send it back. Lost a couple of coins at that casino that was up in 2014 as well, but I forgot the name of it.
Anyway, 2017 rolls around, and I break even! I had moved on in my life at this point and having 35k was nice but not life changing, so I never thought about selling at that point... But then that year it just kept climbing and climbing. Once my portfolio hit 100k was when it hit me that something special was going on. I was incessantly checking the prices at work and did more and more research about decentralization and understanding what Bitcoin and cryptocurrencies really were. And that's when I discovered altcoins...
Thinking I was ahead of the curve I threw all my BTC into alts right after the BTC Cash fork. Within the next month my ~40 BTC dropped down to 15 (but it stayed about even in $) while BTC was mooning. Dec 2017/Jan 2018 comes and it rockets up to 75 BTC! My portfolio was worth over a million dollars. Wow. I was right in my thinking and I was rewarded for it. Everyone was talking about crypto at that point and I started throwing a BTC into all sorts of alts and ICOs.
Luckily I also reluctantly sold 15BTC to lock in some profits, but feared I'd miss the next rally hence the small amount. Turned out to be a good idea - that was the top. Scam after scam, the rest of my coins run down to 20 or so BTC. I was a millionaire on crypto-paper for about a month.
Over the next couple of years I ended up holding pure ETH as it eventually dwindled down to sub 100k. Depression hits and I see what could've been, kicking myself for not cashing out. But I knew there would be another bullrun one day so I didn't sell.
Fast forward to the COVID crash - I wake up one day to BTC at $3k and knew I had to trade it. My ETH was down to ~12BTC at the time, and being jobless and quarantined, I traded "full time" and ran it all the way up to 100+ BTC (on the way up from 3k-10k). I felt like a god, I called every move and I didn't lose. I was a millionaire again! But only for a moment...
I then went on to lose ~75 BTC margin trading. I was taking on ridiculous trades. From July 19 thru September I built up a 1000BTC long position (lol) which got me stopped out when it dipped back down to ~9800. My stop was at 9900 and I lost a massive amount of money. Had I not been stopped out I would've made 10-30 mil. But that's not how it works and I probably would've given it back one way or another. So with my last 25 BTC I forced myself to sit on my hands in spot while I watched it go up and up and up.
Anyway here I am now. I'm done riding the crypto rollercoaster. I have been fully exposed to crypto ever since learning about decentralization in 2017. And although I'm extremely bullish on crypto, I'm going to lock in some money so I have a stable lifestyle over the next decade+, as well as diversify my investments. It really does a number to you when your future is uncertain - life with 10k vs 100k vs 1mil vs 10mil net worth is very different, at least for me. I had let money control my mood and life goals over the past few years in both the ups and downs. But there is so much more to life than money and being glued to a screen. I sold about 20 coins for $35k average which will set me right for a very good amount of time. I'm out, I'm done stressing and having sleepless nights. I have major major FOMO that we'll ultra moon from here, but I can't take another cycle of this. A million dollars is a lot of money, and while 10m+ would be nice to have, this is life changing enough for me.
Good luck to y'all out there whether you've been around a while or are new to crypto. Crypto has gifted me freedom and I've learned so much over the years. Please remember to take care of yourselves. Bitcoin prices aren't everything.
The best thing money can buy you is an awakening to your potential, and for that I am thankful. The real work begins now.

TLDR;
35k->2k->1mil->50k->1mil, potentially 10+m->1m->I'm OUT
edit:
can't believe the amount of negativity and naivety in the comments. if you can't be happy for someone else you really gotta question where that's coming from. jealousy? have fun staying poor you freaks.

Positivity for newbies without a lot of $ to invest

My opinion is that buying 10 shares at a time is better than buying in bulk, prove me wrong.

Hey guys, this post is not intended to tell you what to do. I'm not a financial advisor. This isn't my day job. I am not even a day trader. I learned the difference between call and put options like 3 months ago. I don't trade options. I don't even know how yet, to be frank. I recently got an RH account to try to learn how and then this shit blew up. This post is viewable to the general public and is not "insider knowledge". Everything I am about to say, I have gleaned from PUBLICLY ACCESSIBLE DATA. That Hedge funds and other people in the media, the government, and in the general public ALL have access to. This is MORE VISIBLE than even Facebook. Let alone a country club or private "dinner party". Just saying. I am a real person. I am not a bot. I am not trying to screw anyone over. I like the stock I am choosing to gamble my disposable income on and think it will be a good investment regardless of the action over the next few weeks. 💎🙌
I CAN earn it back if I have to. I didn't stake my entire savings. I don't advise people to gamble with money they don't have. Not for financial reasons, solely, but more for mental health reasons.
Bias disclosure: I currently have 1882 shares of AMC at an average price of 9.27$ and I occupied Wall Street for a bit after the financial crisis, mostly on reddit as I was in medical school at the time, and supported occupy the SEC. Please see my post history. It's all there in the top posts. I have nothing to hide as I know I am a valued member of our society, I pay my taxes, I treat mental illness, I follow the law, and I don't normally gamble. This is not about the money for me personally, it's about principle. It's my token of rememberance for the failed actions of our government to hold these types of people accountable for the great recession and the subprime mortgage crisis. Also, WSB just happened to stumble upon these criminal vulture firms, in the act of active company rape and decided to give them a licking. If you were interested in GME and were one of the people on the other side [IE at one of these firms] reading the discussion over at WSB should have been your job as a form of market research. If you missed the warning, it's not Reddit's fault. If you suck at your job, it's not Reddit's fault. I don't see how pinning them in that position was illegal. It wasn't planned, it wasn't private. It developed organically like a movement. It continues to grow. Silencing us will only make it louder. You need to level the playing field and regulate the markets. What they did to defend themselves was illegal. The manipulation of the market and the media was illegal. The restriction of buying was illegal. The algorithmic ladder attacks were illegal. Thus I will hold the line, as I HAVE been since Tuesday. It's been a wild ride and I'm tired of this shitshow. I want to get back to normal investing after this fiasco. It's much better for my sleep.
*So here goes my theoretical question. AGAIN, I AM NOT saying you SHOULD do this. What you do is your call. I am asking if this has been done before or if it even can be done. I'm a n00b. Educate me. I'm trying to learn how the arena works. Like how it really works.
If short ladders by algorithms are being used to artificially deflate the stock price. IE: tanking the price of AMC with low trade volumes that they simply pass amongst themselves. I think yesterday it was 5% buy and hold and 95% sell for AMC but each time with low volumes in a very predictable pattern. (Trey from the link below explained it very well several times better than me.)...
What prevents retail traders from spacing out their purchase orders to 1-10 shares at a time and holding. Wouldn't that be better than just impulse buying 100 shares because you want in and you like the stock? Would it do the same thing as short laddering but in converse? Just curious. Would like to hear your opinions.

I've been watching this channel to learn about AMC action and markets in general and it has been super educational.

*I am not investing in AMC to make a quick buck. I am not a day trader or a pump and dumper. I am doing this because I think AMC will not die from the pandemic, was artificially deflated by vulture hedge funds, almost to the point of bankruptcy, and will NOW be able to pivot into a better business model with fresher screens, Hollywood exclusive releases, fancier theaters, pent up demand, etc., with the new capital and public interest. People LIKE the MOVIES. I grew up in NJ and movie theaters were a HUGE part of my life and many of my most memorable moments occurred at the movies. They make me warm and fuzzy. They have a certain nostalgia for me personally and I like supporting local business when I can. [I know AMC was bought by China, but the staff are all local]. In my opinion GME has an antiquated business model bc I buy games on STEAM and online. AMC was only struggling because of COVID and I don't think that otherwise people would completely stop going to the movies. We Americans LOVE going to the movies. I love going to the movies. That's just my opinion. Don't hate on me for it. I think that the "real value" of AMC is AT LEAST about 10-20$ which is what they were at before 2020 and it wasn't even their peak value. Even if the real value is closer to 5$, according to the arguments of experts, that's just their fucking opinion. It's a different situation now and I don't agree. Is that my right to disagree with them and pick my own stocks? Or can I only bet on what Fox Business tells me to. Or Jim Cramer. As an individual investor, am I free in this country to spend my money how I want on the stock market, or am I not? Am I free to make my own choices about whether to buy a stock or not? At least I think I should be. If I am not, it will solidify my opinion [and the watching world's opinion] that "free market" capitalism is indeed a farce. It will highly depreciate the value of the American dream and my respect for our current government. Which I was Ecstatic about during Election Day. [Disclosure, Bernie/Liz Bro, who voted for Biden and abstained from voting in 2016 due to bitterness about the primaries. Damn you DWS, you know what you did.] We all know the hedge funds sure are free to buy as much stock as they want to. Apparently even to buy stock that doesn't exist. WTF is that? Glad I found out now. Even if I lost 8k by betting it will be 10$ in 2022 rather than 5$ isn't it my CHOICE when to sell? Am I not free to HOLD the damn stock if in my opinion, I'm willing to consider it a tax on sending a giant reddit shaped middle finger into space to these people that rape companies regardless of the consequences to local staff? These parasites who prefer profit to morality and decency? Who sold their souls in the search of...what?...private islands and yachts? Let THIS MOMENT be your Memento Mori, you soulless motherfuckers. If you have any of it left, now is your time to search for it. Your actions will leave behind a husk of an economy and earth if left unchecked. We the Reddit "Retards" stumbled upon our teeth. For the first time the MARKET BITES BACK AND WE ARE NOT LETTING GO. WE ARE MAKING A STAND. FUCK YOU. We all know that the American Citizens will end up footing the bill anyway in taxes when all those people start relying on the government for survival after you motherfuckers artificially drive their employer into bankrupcy. FUCK YOU. You're already taking my money and you know it. I pay 47% in taxes due to my income and living in NYC. FUCK YOU for evading them with offshore accounts you GREEDY FUCKS. I am willing to lose 8k to do that (send you a message) and to rapidly learn about what is going on to manipulate markets. It's also partially the cost of education in my calculus. I have learned more in one week riding this wave, than in 4 years of getting my Economics degree. Either way, my current buy in as at 9.27 so I will hold at least until I make my initial investment back. I am also disclosing that if the stock goes up to 30$ I will likely SELL enough shares to cover half of my position because I am not a degenerate gambler and have been holding the line since Tuesday and it has taken a toll on my sleep and my sanity. I know I might lose some money and this is a crazy roller coaster. I want to get out most of my investment ASAP and then ride the wave to then END with you all. IF it happens. I know it may not. I don't care. The message seems to have been sent. Seems like they received it. But we don't know who will be regulated and how yet. I am tired of this fight. I don't like it. I don't want to do it anymore. But I stayed in for the principle not the principal, and for the people just finding out about this now to still be able to make a choice about what to do before we release them from the HOLD. This is a constantly evolving situation. Will they censor the media from talking about stocks? Why target Reddit? Reddit is LIKE the media. It's not a private chat room. THESE WORDS CAN BE READ BY ANYONE WITH AN INTERNET CONNECTION AND WE ARE AWARE OF THIS. If it falls, and I lose my money, I don't think the government will come in and save me. I don't expect them to. I EXPECT them to let this play out and not SIDE with these assholes. It upsets me that they seem to have decided to save Vulture capitalists. Anyway, despite my fear of posting this question and the associated rant, I really want to know the answer. Has it been done before by Algorithms pushing stocks higher? Is it possible to make a crowdsourced one? Is it legal?
If this gets removed or censored in some way. You have your answer I guess.
facta non verba.
Thanks.

****IMPORTANT ADDENDUM****: I want to add that I was quite revved up when I wrote this and have had some time to reflect. I want to stress that it is not my intention to lay blame or judge any individual person or organization for the current situation [Of stacked odds in the retail investor vs hedge fund battle]. Emotions run high in the stock market. I know this through experience now. I was angry when I wrote this post. [I am leaving it unedited for posterity and since whoever needed to see it already saw it so removing it would be pointless] This should not become a witch hunt or be personal. These guys and girls are people too. They work for a corporation. They earn a paycheck. They have friends, partners, and families too. I am a person. You, reader, are a person. Don't make this personal. They didn't invent algorithms and weren't the ones that necessarily wanted to take these short positions. The market calculus at the time, dictated that this was a good call for them, it wasn't. We accidentally stumbled upon it on WSB and shit-posted about it until it blew up and they were really in a bind. I understand their calculus to a degree, but I am a "smooth brained" "retard" when it comes to these things. I am learning fast though. I understand that certain companies are likely to fail and it is possible to make a profit off that. My moral views about it are irrelevant as the situation they're in dictates their actions, not my personal views about that. I understand that they're getting screwed at the moment and I'm sorry. I truly hope most of them do not get too damaged by this and have had time to change their positions. But I also believe in the American dream, and think that the people that were able to find a good position in the stock market [the retail investors] should be rewarded. I sincerely hope this doesn't trigger a massive systemic issue and we don't accidentally BREAK the stock market with this action on those stocks. It doesn't seem like that would happen, but again smooth brain here. WE NEED THE MARKET TO STAY ALIVE to have peace and stability in this country. Reddit crew, I beseech you, please understand that the individuals involved are also playing by the rules given to them by the market. The problem I personally have is that the rules are different for the retail investors vs. the big institutions. I don't have a problem with them as people. I don't want to destroy anything or any institutions. That was never my goal as an activist nor as an investor-activist and I can only speak about myself. I just hope they could find it in their hearts to try to understand our outrage and consider playing by the rules or at least letting us play by the same rules. We are attacking them and they don't like it. I get it. In either case, please understand that I am not vested too strongly in either outcome anymore. I am tired and want to return to my regular life and will not be on reddit for a while, nor will I be investing any more money into the stock market for a while... The whole thing has taken it's toll on me and I am going back to my regular life. This is not my war.
On the government's side, I also understand that their goal is to enforce the rules. I hope I'm not breaking any here and will remove my posts if I am. I am not trying to cause a revolution. This country has been through too much and we finally have a shot at beating COVID and have a competent administration that can guide us back on the right track. I truly believe that the people in charge now are decent people and will do good for this country. If Biden says no more diamond hands, I will listen to Biden. What I do further with my shares shall remain my business otherwise. I will no longer tell anyone what I am doing with my shares. I realize now that this is not always a good idea and should be done with tact and experience. I am not a financial advisor. But also, financial advice and being one is not a joke. I realize this now. MEMEing about stocks is like MEMEing about drinking bleach. People might listen to you and sacrifice their lives on a losing battle. Not everyone knows the stakes and not everyone knows what they're doing. Now that this is blowing up, people can get really hurt financially. Reddit, we could be putting people in danger. I see this now. So you all, too, reading this, PLEASE be careful. About investing and about what you say on social media. INVEST but INVEST RESPONSIBLY and not with money you can not bear to lose. I pledge that I will personally no longer post any inflammatory shit on Reddit. Because now I'm afraid that WE are suddenly some form of weird market makers and I don't have as many lawyers as the hedge funds. I am tapping out from posting any more about the current battle. I wish you all luck on both sides, truly. In the next round tomorrow.
Dear Government: If you want this to end, don't you have the power to delist these "Meme" companies and distribute the shares somehow? If not, the the system is truly stronger than our institutions. If you do this, please make sure people don't lose their life savings somehow. That would be nice. Then, please try to make sure this won't happen again and that the SEC actually regulates and prosecutes people so their calculus isn't that the fines are too low to justify following the rules. [Just my humble opinion as a smooth brain with limited experience of markets. Do what you think is best and I will obey the laws as an individual]. Sorry you might disagree hedge fund guys and girls, but I am entitle to my opinion in a free country. This is my platform. You can have CNN and Fox News. Sorry for saying something. I promise this is the end of it. But also, a lot of market makers on TV seem to assert that the market will self correct and I don't see how this should be a large risk for overall wealth. Who knows, none of us can predict the future. But I think if a bunch of Reddit "retards" get a couple hundred thousand bucks, it won't change the overall situation or necessarily be a net negative; and may in fact trigger a renaissance in this country. You'll still be the biggest fish, just in a more biodiverse pond. It may just create a new class of petite bourgeoise in this country. But it is not likely that if they win, it will cause something like the French Revolution. There will be losers and winners, but in the end, it will be a good story for Hollywood. [Hopefully played on an AMC screen in a post covid world] But what do I know, I'm a just another "retard" on reddit.
I hope that after this, you are all decent humans at the end and don't break any law on all sides. [Reddit, Retail investors, Government, Hedge fund investors, etc] I hope we don't break the market over this. If that is a true risk we need to make the market unbreakable or this WILL keep happening. If anyone is resentful about losing future gains on a good position so the government can fix the market, don't be a fucking greedy idiot and look at what we've achieved so far. This is already a big win for the small guy. And if our markets are vulnerable, the next winners will not be idiots on reddit. But will likely be our enemies from abroad. Not to name names. We will ALL benefit more from long term stability than short term gains. We MUST come together as a country so we can spend that money in the future for things. If we break the stock market, we will not be able to buy things with all that worthless money. But if the system isn't at risk, I don't understand what all the hullabaloo is about. There have been countless bubbles before. Why weren't those regulated as much. Maybe they were and I'm an ignorant smooth brain. In any case, I hope that we can stop fighting over carcasses for greed. This was always about making the rules of the casino fair for me, personally. It's not life or death. I'm not an extremist or an ideologue. It's not about burning down the casino. I hope that the government will intervene if they think it is going to short circuit the whole thing and that people reading this gamble responsibly.
This will be my last post about this as I have a life to live.
-Tememachine OUT.

EDIT 2: Now they're making fun of the movement. Fuck Wall Street. I hope they get what's coming to them one day. [In terms of regulation and prison sentences] I'm still out of this war. But seriously. Fuck them.

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February 11th, 2021 - Top Post of the Day

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Brakes broke

https://v.redd.it/rrq7u8ga9ug61

114416 points · WLH7M on /funny · Context

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Look at this snipe

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11 platinum awards · Jasper_Pail on /FortNiteBR · Context

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How a short/gamma squeeze on Tilray is causing the ENTIRE cannabis market to moon and how to avoid becoming a bag holder when this all comes crashing down

Obligatory: SIR, THIS IS A CASINO. This isn't financial advice in any way shape or form.
TLDR: This run is going to end with the cannabis stocks back down 50-80% or more from the levels they are at. $CRLBF is the real play here for the smart players that want USA exposure to the legislation. We just like the stocks now, not later.
Ok, listen up normies.
Yeah I'm talking to the newbies specifically because the OGs here already know everything I'm about to share, but your insufferable groupthink and movement mentality shit pissed me off enough to make a post. Don't post DD if you have no clue. Ask someone for help and take your ridicule until someone comes along to help you.
I used to post weekly DD on Sunday here a couple of years ago before one of you literally contacted my wife IRL. Not even kidding. So I made a new account. This is my first contribution back and I'm going to try and ensure some of you don't blow your chance at massive gains here by explaining what is actually going on.
CNBC and anybody telling you that this is just 'momentum' and 'sentiment' is lying to you. The hedge funds are playing these right along with us. Don't ask me for proof, this isn't Twitter. Reasons why they are playing with us:

When there is money to be made, hedge funds and HFT funds are there before you

The floats are so small on these they can take sizable positions on both sides and stand to have massive gains, all the while handing you guys the bags.

That's all you need to know.
So in response to all you posting "real DD" with why these companies are the best and you're going to hold to the moon and never sell:
I'm over it -- I can tell instantly how uninformed you are when I read some poorly thought out DD about why CGC or TLRY or APHA is a long term play because they're talking about USA legislation. These are Canadian companies. Get your head back on straight. You're here for the trade and the bet, not for the fundamentals, and if that's it, then fine, ignore the rest of this post and pick an exit, and if not, read on so you don't hold more bags.
This place has never been one to care for fundamentals, but let me talk some sense into you so you can post some gain porn and I can tell you to fuck off instead of you guys all yelling "MaNiPuLaTiOn ShOrT LaDdErS"
Let's take a look at some of today's gainers:
(changed tickers for automod avoidance)
$USMJay - Penny stock, worth absolute nothing for a reason
$SNDL - Up ridiculous amount, have a billion shares outstanding, just diluted them all the other day
$TeeRTeeC - Terra Tech, they grow weed, from all indications, do it poorly
$OhGeeEye - lol
$HUGE - Probably the only one in the lot worth a YOLO on the chance they get an acquisition like GW Pharma did but they don't have the same product portfolio or prospects GW has.

Now, if you're simply playing this to get in and get out, great for you. The people saying (and believing) "$SNDL $10 EOW! HOLD THE LINE" and stuff like this are just absolutely brand new normies and are clueless, do not listen to them. If you yolo'd on cheap calls in Dec/Jan, congrats, take your gains and don't be like the $GME bagholders.
If you're investing in any of the names I just posted above, expect any money you put in to at some point in the next 12 months be worth approximately 20% of what it is worth now. Literally. They're far worse than the main bunch (CGC, CRON, ACB, TLRY, APHA) but the main bunch is nothing to write home about either.

THIS IS WHAT IS REALLY HAPPENING:
Tilray had 40% short interest. It's not $GME level, but it's pretty high. When the stock crested $40 it really started taking off, why though? Notice this week's FD option chain:

https://preview.redd.it/kyqeiwljeug61.png?width=917&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c1b48e12518515f09582289bd7f8a4f47a09629
Tilray has a 95M share float, those 42 calls represent roughly 1.5M shares held as a hedge just by themselves. Previous to this run up, that represents roughly 5% of the average daily volume of the stock, BY ITSELF. Those are shares that until Monday can be considered removed from the float because they're held as a hedge. They may get loaned out to be shorted, but that will only speed up the squeeze here.
The important part: Today (2/10/21) the stock fell hard after open down to around 44 and found massive support all the way back to up 66. The most sold front week call? $40/$42 strikes. Premium when I screen shotted this? $22.20. Stocks going to pin above $60 for awhile likely, unless people are stupid enough to buy the OTM calls, in which case, it may squeeze itself higher.
Smart hedge funds are going to pile into this, sell you the calls, shove the price up to keep selling you calls, then watch them all evaporate worthless in one of the future weeks in the chain, dump back the shares to help shove the price down, oh and did I mention? They shorted the top.

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It's just another plain old stock acting as a derivative of the option chain gamma squeeze. That's it, with a bit of short squeeze thrown in there and a WHOLE BUNCH of WSB fomo. The shorts are covering and pushing up the volume, likely re-shorting on the way up, and then you have WSB fomo'ing in to round out the total: a massive volume of 200 million shares today. You've got people that think this thing will skyrocket to 500+ (and it may) but the stakes get higher and higher each ladder up you take and the moves become more violent and more likely it comes all the way back down in short time the quicker it goes up.
Might it get there? Sure. But be prepare to take profits when it does because...

ITS CALLED MEAN REVERSION. THIS CANT GO ON FOREVER.
Not to mention, the moves you are seeing are in completely overvalued companies, with horrible fundamentals, and poor prospects.
Oh what's that? CGC got some CBD treats for Martha, seems fitting that something ill is going on in this industry considering she went to prison for insider trading. If the dog treats get you excited about the stock, Martha belongs here more than you do.
200M shares today means people who were long term bag holders cashed out and the shares have turned over the float two times in two days. That also means the shorts have turned over and are now short again. It means the HFT firms are feasting on all of you. It means Citadel is making a pile on the spreads.
What to take away: An amount of shares equal to the entire float has changed hands, or in other words, fewer reason for people to bag hold. Fewer people that have to hedge. Fewer people that have to cover. Fewer people to help stabilize any of these upper price tiers, and keep the price stable by holding, and more reason it's going to collapse sooner (or later).
But, this IS a casino after all...

Let's see what happened with TLRY last time this happened (oh, you're new here? Yeah, this isn't the first time):

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Looks eerily familiar to something else recently. Last time this occurred it traded between $100 and $300 in a single week timeframe.
For those of you that are new: THIS IS NOT NORMAL. STOCKS DO NOT ALWAYS DO THIS. You are in the infancy of a new age of trading, but people still know, fundamentals matter a whole lot more than everyone is leading on, and these valuations are getting extremely overextended.
Eventually, in the first squeeze Tilray bled off until the pandemic hit and it piled down to $2.43 a share. At $2.43/share, I would have bought it. Even at $10/12/14. At these levels? You're just ultimately out of touch but I look forward to the loss porn.
So in short, again: Sir, this is a casino.

Timeline of events, and how to not become a bagholder:

$APHA earnings are good, stocks pop a bit, and level off

Legislators pull a pump and dump since they probably have calls and say planning on some laws regarding changing the schedule of cannabis (notice: we will likely NOT get outright legalization, just re-scheduling)

$CGC earnings are actually awful, with the caveat they have profitability on the horizon

$TLRY gets a UK deal

$TLRY starts going insane - since $APHA is a reverse merger with a .81 value share to share, it starts pumping, people start buying the lower priced cannabis stuff and entire sector starts moving on "overall strength"

There's no strength, there's a gamma squeeze backed by investor momentum, and a short squeeze on Tilray.

This is going to come back down violently then plateau out like GME and pull a slow bleed the rest of the way back down, just like the second graph I posted. There is no fundamental or even POSSIBILITY of better fundamentals immediately on US legislation. The cost to enter the US market will most definitely cause capex and goodwill capital outflows, and set back their profitability since there are established MSO's in the USA already. The USA opening the market to these companies will only further degrade the actual balance sheets/income statements and slow down profits and you know what institutions and shareholders like? Yep. Profits.

Finally, how to not become a bag holder: The market can stay irrational way, way, way longer than you expect. So this may go on for a bit, but refer back to 7. It's coming back down eventually, set expectations and pick your exit, or start to shave off your position as it goes up and let a portion of it run. Eventually, you have to sell to actually realize a gain, don't forget that. Once you do, close the chart, remove it from your watchlist, check back in on it in a month if you want to get back in when you have a clear head.

The Canadian operators are literally the last companies I'd play off a US legislation play, and one of the only ones worth owning in $APHA for the arbitrage play on the shares. But if Tilray comes crashing back down, $APHA will as well along with all of them, and you have to hope you lose a lot less on $APHA crashing than you'll make on the arbitrage between the share price.
THIS IS ALL JUST "SENTIMENT" BASED YOLOING BY THIS SUB. It has probably driven uneducated retail into the trades also - who will also become bag holders.

Let me put this in big letters for those of you that can only read big font and use crayons:

NONE OF THESE COMPANIES HAVE REAL USA MARKET EXPOSURE, THEY ARE CANADIAN COMPANIES. THEY DO NOT HAVE MARKET POSITIONING AND ARE NOT POISED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF US LEGALIZATION.
IF ANYTHING: IT WILL HURT THEIR BOTTOM LINE AND SET BACK EARNINGS BECAUSE OF CAPEX AND CASH OUTFLOWS TO GET A POSITION IN THE MARKET AND SOME OF THEM WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS BECAUSE OF IT, WHILE OTHERS WILL FALL OUT OF PROFITIABILITY TO ENTER THE MARKET AND COMPETE WITH THE REAL PLAYERS.

^{Who are the real players? (Cresco $CRLBF and Curaleaf $CURLF} ^{- do your own DD or wait for a post next week}\***************)*

Conclusion: Nobody should plan on holding these long term. Don't let someone else hand you bags like I did this morning at open on the pop unless you plan to hand your bags off and find the next play.
You likely will not time the top. Pick a place you're ready to exit the trade, exit the trade or slowly shave your position, close the graphs and don't fomo back in. Just be done with the trade afterwards. You're likely not a cannabis multi millionaire and will not be one, unless you were loaded to the brim with low cost calls from last summefall or unless you literally yolo'd $10M into one of these a few weeks ago, and in that case, you belong here, congrats on your gains and fuck you.
THIS IS A SECTOFOMO SQUEEZE. AND IT WILL END. THIS IS NOT SENTIMENT AND CNBC IS TROLLING US WITH IT LIKE WE HAVE THE POWER.
And if you think WE are the ones driving the price up, the hedge funds are definitely watching and playing and they can bring these down at will at almost any time they want. You're holding a lit molotov, the only question is: will you throw it before it blows up?
The rest of you? Plz fuck off with you 20 shares @ $2 on Sundial, fuck off with the "HOLD THE LINE SNDL $10 EOW", fuck off with your fomo, and fuck off with the "movement" and "lets push this to the sky" stuff and most importantly don't post DD if you have zero clue what is going on.
You know what "lets push this to the sky" sounds like? Market manipulation. We're not in this together, I literally handed one of you a bag to hold this morning and even if they go up for another month, eventually, that bags gonna be heavy and I ain't coming back for it. I ain't tipping you either.
These prices are insanely high for these companies. The multiples are out of control, and if you buy in at these levels, well, best of luck, I hope it works out for you. I'm fighting the fomo of extended gains, and will continue to put my money elsewhere.

SIR, THIS IS A CASINO.
Positions: I had the meme stocks like you literally all of them minus ACB and CGC. I took gains and bought 500 shares of Cresco prob increasing to 1,000 tomorrow, and kept the rest off the table to pay my wife's boyfriend's rent.
Disclaimer: I have Tilray puts I'm prepared to average down on and diamond hand like a real boss because this is coming back down.

Edit: You know what I forgot to add? Some of the biggest holders, the cannabis ETFs and funds, you know what they did today? They trimmed their positions. And they will continue to do so because of fiduciary responsibility and when you de-concentrate shares into the retail's hands, the moves will get more and more finnicky and more and more violent.
Edit 2: Some normie tried calling me out like I never saw this trade coming or am a hedge shill, https://imgur.com/a/asAVkiC - I had thousands of shares, these are just the trades from this month, and I'm not advocating a buy, I sold mostly all of them this morning except for adding Cresco back in. You want the gain numbers? You do the math, I'm not your math tutor, I sold like 6 minutes after open for most of them. I have Tilray puts for next week and will be buying a few months out at various strikes as it continues to climb.
Yeah, I think these are coming back down in price sooner rather than later, that isn't extraordinary information for a common sense person.
Edit 3: I'm getting piles of messages from people who used to follow my DD back in 2018/2019. Yes, it's the real SoRefreshing, proof: https://imgur.com/a/Pn5LqCe
Edit 4: Eh don't request me with "What should I do with XX" be a big adult grown up and decide your own risk tolerance and exits. I responded to the first 10 or so. Now I have 100. I can't. I disabled chat messages.
Edit 5: jesus with the awards go buy TSLA calls this is WSB not fb/twtr disclaimer: have TSLA calls
Edit 6: Oh look, they're pinning it around the $42 strike. Go figure.

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PSA - Don’t forget to lose all of your gains BEFORE the New Year (or pre pay taxes)

This year has probably been the best trading year in decades and a lot of people on here made a lot of money.
Most of you did this through blind luck following such sage wisdom as calls on TSLA at $420 (fwiw I made a lot on those too I guess I’m the same). Or, buying stock in a truck company that makes CG videos of trucks but doesn’t actually make working trucks.
Under normal circumstances, you would just lose all of this money. But because of how taxes work, it’s actually possible to lose more than you put in, without even doing naked option selling.
Here’s how it works:

Make phat TENDIES on meme stock. Sell at a profit, creating a taxable event. Let’s say it’s 100k. Congrats, your 6k college loan now pays your college.
With beginners luck gone, buy something else with expiration into 2021, all in YOLO. Let’s say you bought NKLA calls into Jan at $50 strike right before Hindenburg and they are now worth $0.10 on the dollar.
Position is now evaporated. But you think... if I can just hold on, maybe it will pump in January!
You then get nothing in January because that company sucks. And, you now owe $35k in taxes on your $100k gain.

BUT BUT BUT, can’t you apply losses against gains?
You can! But only in the same calendar year, and you can’t push it back a year. In this case you’ll owe 35k or so of taxes and have a loss shield against future gains - and can only mark 3500 of that against income every year. In other words, you turned your 6k student loan into three things: $0, 35k of tax debt and $106k of stcg loss shield, which is useless to you in paying that tax bill.
So: TLDR - be sure to plan for this. Your options are:

set aside money for taxes or prepay them.
realize your losses now, before the new year, though you can still blow the money you owe on taxes next year - so do some of #1 no matter what
do both: go buy 0 dte calls with 100% of your portfolio on a meme stock in the final week of December, then be zeroed out or prepay taxes depending.

And... you can’t realize a loss and then immediately buy back in the exact same security. That’s called a wash sale. It doesn’t count, it recycles the loss back into the position and stops the realization of the loss. Look it up. If you make realized losses, and then buy in the new year into the same thing less than 32 days after, you disqualify that loss. UPDATE 11/9: Wash Sales and Options are somewhat of a grey area as the IRS has never released formal regulations. Some CPAs think that any option purchase/sale on the same underlying (e.g. tesla) is subject to wash sale on losses (but not gains), while others think if you aren't buying the exact same option you are good. What is clear is that brokerages do not flag different options on the same underlying as a wash sale. To be safe, be careful about wash sales if you had a large amount of losses on a ticker, and are holding options on that ticker into the new year or buy them in January.
Anyway... back to taxes in general - I’m sure a lot of people are going to do this incorrectly and be in a world of hurt but hoping discussing now saves a few of you.
Some exceptions:

per comments, pre electing trader status helps avoid this but has to be done in advance and most of you won’t qualify - only applies to very active traders making employment level money.
1256 gains (commodities, index options, futures on indices) have a clawback feature - you’ll still owe the taxes but get them fixed later, kind of. Few of you use these, but more of you should - superior alternative to short term trading of qqq/spy/IWM in most cases. Ndx/spx/xsp/rut and nq/es/RTY.

Lastly so central Reddit doesn’t flip out, TAXES ARE COMPLICATED AND YOU SHOULD USE A TAX PROFESSIONAL AND/OR DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH AND MAKE DETERMINATIONS ON YOUR SITUATION. THIS IS A DISCUSSION OF TAX SYSTEMS BUT IS NOT TAX ADVICE. EXAMPLES ARE FOR HUMOR. THIS IS ALSO NOT INVESTMENT ADVICE, 0 DTE OPTIONS ON MEME STOCKS IS REALLY DUMB AND SUITABLE ONLY IN CASINOS AND/OR IF YOU ARE THE CEO OF SOFTBANK.

The boring way to make (almost) guaranteed money (LONG AS FUCK, you've been warned)

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10 golden tips for investing newbies

Reading through some of the posts I can see how a lot of newbies have FOMO (fear of missing out). Post after post of losers making huge returns. Everyone is getting rich but you. Boofuckinghoo. The smart investor realizes it’s all hype. Some of it works, most of it doesn’t. To be successful you need to be able to recognize the difference and to do that, you need time, knowledge, and practice.

Here are ten tips that can help you along the way.

Tip 1 - You don’t know shit

You’re going to lose your money. Don’t get suckered by reading posts about guys who made 1000% return in 5 minutes. For every one guy that posts his massive gains, 100+ suckers have lost their money. The first lesson to realize is that it’s way easier to lose money in the market than to make money.

Tip 2 - Understand how money flows in the market

Money moves from the idiots to the knowledgable, from the impatient to the patient. Any dummy can make money short term. But to make money long-term and truly grow a portfolio, you have to be armed with knowledge and a shit ton of patience.

Tip 3 - Play for the long term

The most important rule you need to follow religiously is NEVER FUCKING LOSE MONEY. Print it big, tape it to your wall. Your top responsibility is protecting your capital. YOLO is a stupid play. 99% of you are going to bet at the wrong time with the wrong stock. Calm the fuck down and work on a long term strategy. You have decades dummy.

Tip 4 - Time is on your side, but not much else

The market never stops. The machine just churns and churns. Rich to poor, poor to rich, it just keeps on turning and turning. There are ALWAYS opportunities. Another IPO. Another MEME turd. FOMO is for fools. Miss a run? Big fucking deal. There’s another one around the corner. You have plenty of time to learn, test, and grow your capital.

Tip 5 - Paper Trading

Paper trading is a simulation. It behaves exactly like a real account with real active data but it’s all practice. No real money exchanges. It’s a great way to learn, to see how shitty you’re going to do without losing a penny. DO THIS FOR TWO YEARS. Take whatever capital you have right now and buy some long term ETFs or solid ass stocks with minimal risk. Keep adding to it EVERY paycheck. Build up some capital for when you’re ready to trade for real. Take two years to learn how to trade, watch your paper portfolio go to zero a couple dozen times, read and follow the news, WSB, Stocktwits, etc. Ask questions, test out your strategies. You’ll thank me two years from now.

Tip 6 - Understand taxes

Big difference between short term and long term capital gains. Uncle Sam loves you short-timers. Paying taxes is for suckers.

Tip 7 - No one knows shit

There is no crystal ball, no one has the “inside track”, and only believe 10% of what you read. Be very fucking skeptical. About everything. Social media, analysts, CEOs, news, all of it, be fucking skeptical. It’s all manipulation. Don’t even trust Buffett. You are the guardian of your capital. Everyone wants to take it away from you. Understand that and you won’t get suckered so easily.

Tip 8 - Learn to read fundamentals and understand valuations

As much as the market today feels like a casino, the underlying foundation of the market is investing, not gambling. With every stock, you buy you’re buying a piece of a business. Learn to read fundamentals. Do they make money? Are they growing? Do they have debt? How are their competitors valued? Do they make more money today than they did 5 years ago? How will they make more? How do they return capital to shareholders? And on and on and on. Learn motherfuckers. Earnings per share. P/E rations. Intrinsic value. Net income. Figure out formulas for valuing stocks. Is TSLA worth over 250x earnings? Is WFC undervalued at 13x earnings? Investing blindly because big_dick_loser said so in a post is beyond idiotic. Just burn your money, you’ll have more fun.

Tip 9 - Get rich schemes are for suckers

Remove the bookmark for Ferrari. You ain’t getting one anytime soon. Play fucking smart. Go long. Think in decades, not days. You’re not smart enough to day trade and beat the system. Not long-term anyways. Most of you won’t beat the market over 10 years. So be fucking smart. Paper trade until you can consistently prove gains month after month. When you’re ready to trade for real, dip in slowly. Fuck FOMO. Fuck YOLO. Remember, time is on your side. Compound that shit.

Tip 10 - Discipline and dedication

Like anything in life, to be successful you have to fucking work at it. Easy money never lasts. Dig in, learn, practice, rinse, and repeat. Be motivated to learn how to invest, take the time to study, read, test, and constantly improve. Be disciplined with your money. It’s fucking hard to make, easy to lose. Protect that shit.

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For those of you, this resonates with, you’ll be fine long term. Do the fucking work. For those of you who love chasing the fantasy, good luck, I mean it. It’s a tough fucking pill to swallow watching your account get dwindled down to zero. Nothing tastes worse than losing all your money.

Peace.

How to not get ruined with Options - Last post - Part 4b of 4 - Calendar and Hedge Trades.

Post 1: Basics: CALL, PUT, exercise, ITM, ATM, OTM
Post 2: Basics: Buying and Selling, the greeks
Post 3a: Simple Strategies
Post 3b: Advanced Strategies
Post 4a: Example of trades (short puts, covered calls, and verticals)
Post 4b: Example of trades (calendars and hedges)
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In part 1 and 2, I explained the basics for options, in part 3a and 3b I explained simple and more advanced options strategies, but all of this does not help much without concrete examples. In part 4a, I explained some simple trades related to selling naked puts, covered calls, and debit and credit spreads. This last post is going over some calendar trades and some more advanced edge trades.
If you are interested in /financialindependence, and want to reduce issues related to sequence of returns risk, please read on the seconds part of this post as that will probably interest you. As in the previous trades, I am going to explain the behind the scenes for the trades, so you can understand the psychology behind them, and emotions that go through it. Worst is to cede to panic, so remember to be patient, take a step back, and size your trades appropriately.
The calendars:
$HTZ: 108% in 6 weeks
This stock name may be a /wsb meme, and the trade had some risk, but it was not a casino trade. It did not go as expected, but was still very profitable.
May 5: BUY +1 HTZ JUL 17 20 / JUN 19 20 1 PUT @ 0.07
Per contract - Max risk: $7 - Max profit: Around $25 to $30 (~400% of max risk)
Let’s explain the circumstances around the trade. Between March and May, Hertz dropped like a stone from $20 to $3 in 3 month. There were some talks that Hertz could be bankrupt, in which case the stock price could drop even lower, to eventually $0. Carl Icahn had a significant investment in Hertz, and the shortcomings in assets from Hertz important, but not too massive, so a white knight could potentially come and save the stock. Implied volatility was extremely high (around 400%). I got curious, looked at the numbers, and could not find anything to my liking. Sure, selling a naked put with a strike of $1 would give me a 50% profit of max risk ($0.35 premium, $0.65 risk). But given that I put a probability of 20% that HTZ would be bankrupt, and that the price would crash below $1, the profit risk profile was not good enough for my taste.
But then I saw that the June volatility was higher than the July volatility, and for the strike of $1, the puts were selling only at $0.05 difference. Hence the calendar trade. BUY JULY for $0.42, SELL JUNE for $0.35. I tried to buy at $0.05, then $0.06, nobody would bite so I had to raise to $0.07 to buy my contracts. Have to be patient.
The idea behind this calendar is that, at JUNE expiration, if the stock price is above $1, your short put expires worthless, and you can then sell your long put. Note that you don’t know exactly where the profit is going to be, as it depends on the final stock price and volatility. This could be a very profitable trade, but there is a non-zero chance that you could lose most of your contracts if the stock goes to $0, or jump to a high strike. To maximize profit, you want the stock to be as close to $1 as possible. In this kind of trade, you have to size it appropriately, and assume that you could lose everything, don’t cripple your portfolio if you are wrong!
Two weeks after the trade, HERTZ filed for bankruptcy. Ah shit! If it goes to $0, I lose the value in all my contracts. Stock dropped from $3 to around $1. Ok, I can still break even, or even make some money. Icahn sells his shares at $.72. Hmm, I guess he is not going to be the white knight. Still in the profitable range. Decided to sell half of my contracts for $0.15, so I would get back all my money at risk, the other half in the game is now pure profit.
June 1: SELL +1 HTZ JUL 17 20 / JUN 19 20 1 PUT @ 0.15
Profit of $8 per contract (114% of max risk)
Obviously, these contracts have small values, so you need a lot of them, which means that your trading fees are going to dampen your profit quite a bit.
June 4 to 8, stock shots up to $6. WTF! It happened that the white knights were Robin Hood noobs. Ok. At least it’s not $0, but that is going to reduce my potential profit. Dropped down to $2. Contract prices are hovering around $0.25 per share, good enough, we may not have more than that. Sold ¼ at $25 (350% of max risk), waited for the expiration and hoping for a price to drop further, short $1 puts expired worthless, sold my long put for $25 the next Monday (did not waste money on closing the short puts at least).
You can see how if you enter a calendar with the right setup, and low cost of entry, it can be quite forgiving in terms of profitability.
$DBO: TBD
Here is another trade that is interesting, it is not over, and is still playing out. The trade is going well, and it seems there is still some time to enter it, as the conditions are still similar.
June 305: BUY +1 DBO OCT 16 20 / JUL 17 20 7 PUT @ 0.45
Per contract - Max risk: $45 - Max profit: $50 to $100 (~150% of max risk)
DBO is tied to oil price, so it can be quite volatile. I maximize my profit as long as DBO stays around $7. If it drops significantly,then I will just get back to selling some puts (see post 4a). If it goes up significantly, then I will potentially break even, or even lose money. Because I have a bunch of oil stocks, I would benefit anyway.
I have a long PUT $7 for October, and short PUT in July, that I am going to rollover every month, until September expiration, and at that point I will sell what is left. I paid $45 per contract (money at risk), and I expect to get $20 to $25 per month (July, August, and September), plus the $20 to $25 left in my long October PUT.
We are past the JULY expiration, my short PUT expired worthless ($0.29 to $0.00). However, unsurprisingly, the DBO volatility dropped, so my long put dropped by the same amount from ($0.74 to $0.45). Which is why the conditions are still similar, except with a lower implied volatility, so that’s an even better setup, and I will probably increase my position on Monday.
I hope these examples show the value and power of calendars.
Advanced hedges
Now, let’s use all of what we have learned in these past posts to build some advanced edges. If you are familiar with /financialindependence, you know that sequence of returns risk can significantly impact your retirement and withdrawal rate. You need bonds to compensate for that, but you also need a lot of equities for the long term. You can glide in and out of bonds, using a bond tent, so you can guarantee a 3-4% withdrawal rate for years to come (I know I am simplifying the picture here :) ).
What if you could build a portfolio that can give you 80% of the profit, and only 20% of the losses? That portfolio may not always give you the best profit, and it may not always be possible to be implemented cheaply, but this could help you reduce your sequence of returns risk. I actually used that strategy to increase my IRA portfolio by 20% in the past 6 months, while still being mostly long on SPY.
After the 2008 recession, I wanted to avoid that trauma again. I looked at diverse strategies, and I was trading options already. I ended up finding the SWAN portfolio. You can look up SWAN defined risk funds - And SWAN is the last name of the founders, it happens to rhyme with black swan! They have mutual funds - like SDRAX - but it should not be confused with the SWAN ETF which despite being similar is a different beast. So I started reading all their white papers, and from that reverse engineer their strategy. The short version is that they buy SPY, then buy a leap ATM put, and offset the cost of the leap by selling short term calls, plus some other trading. Their numbers were nice in sideways and down market, but they significantly trail in bull market, which is exactly what happened in the past 10 years.
I felt that their protection cost was too high. Buying a LEAP ATM PUT is really expensive, but their strategies aligned well with a strategy I was iterating on. Why would you buy a protection for SPY going to $0? Market is going generally up, a drop of 20% happens every few years, it can drop more by 30% to 40% but that’s not often. And 50% or more is once a decade.
What about we buy a protection for the most common risks? A protection between 20% to 30% drop. If it drops more, well, at least you will have avoided the first half of the drop, so you will still be ahead than most. What about we start the protection at a 5-10% drop. After dividends, I am fine losing 3-8%, when the market loses 20% or more.
We know how to buy a protection like that, it’s a vertical!
Let’s pick the strikes:

Current price is $321.72
We accept a drop of 8%, this means the protection starts at $295.
We accept to protect against a 25% drop at most, this means the protection ends at $240.

BUY +1 SPY JUN 18 21 295/240 PUT @ 12.01
So for each share of $320, we can protect it between a drop of 8% to 25% for a price of $12.01. Knowing that the dividends will reduce the drop anyway. This protection will definitely help with most market drops and sequence of returns risk.
FWIW, the current ATM PUT $320 cost $29.65, 2.46 times our protection. Sure it protects against everything, but it comes at an expensive price (it costs 9.2%). Albeit imperfect, our protection costs 3.7%.
Now, how can we make this a tad better, so our protection does not cost as much as the money we have to withdraw every year? The expiration is June 2021, we are just after July 2020 expiration, which means we have 11 expirations in between. Let’s divide our protection cost by 11, i.e. $12.01 / 11 = $1.09. Now, if we sell a call contract or each 100 SPY shares for $1.09 every month, and we can roll it every month, and keep it OTM, these calls will have paid for our downside protection.
SELL -1 SPY AUG 21 20 342 CALL @ 1.14
Here, the strike of $342 gives us what we need, and a bit more to pay for trading fees. And it’s more than 6% away. Even if it expires ITM, we’ll have plenty of opportunities to roll out next month. This is similar to how you make money with a calendar (long position with a far expiration, offset by a short position with a short expiration), but the characteristics are completely different.
This position looks good on paper and in real life, but here are some words of caution, this can be a landmine if you don’t have a proper setup:

Do not enter this position if the volatility is high!
- Sure, right now, it seems to work but you have to sell a call for $1.09 every month to pay for the protection. What if the volatility drops in the coming year? Your $1.09 premium might not buy you 6% upside anymore, but maybe 2-3% or less.
You will have a hard time if the market jumps up relentlessly!
- You could be in a situation where you not only won’t profit from the upside because of the short calls, but your protection is losing money due to negative delta and theta.
Do not enter this position after a sudden market drop!
- You may kick yourself if the market dropped significantly and you did not have some hedge in place already, so maybe you decide to jump on this fancy trade. Well, this would be a huge mistake. You would be overpaying on your protection due to the sudden market drop, and when the market bounces back, you would not profit from it. If you entered this trade in mid-March 2020, you would have locked 20% loss or more. Enter this trade in times of peace.
This position does not protect against multi-year back to back drops!
- If you enter this position and successfully avoid a loss the first year, due to the elements above, you won’t be able to get it cheaply the second year. Although you reduced the biggest impact, it won’t be enough to protect against a 1929-style recession, with a multi-year drop totaling 90%. That being said, our current economic tools will probably prevent a 90% drop.
You will have a hard time if the market dropped just after you entered the position!
- You are at the weakest when you just entered the trade, because you just paid for the protection, but you did not sell many calls yet to offset the cost of your protection. Sure, you will earn money from the protection, but if the market bounces back months later, you would have lost on the premium (don’t sell a call after a market drop, unless you are ready for your shares to be assigned at that strike). This one is actually easier to mitigate, initiate ¼ of your contracts at a time, 3 months apart, that way you have your overall protection, and at any time you only have a few contracts that you just entered.

The best time to use this trade?

When the market is at ATH, which usually coincides with lower volatility.
You think that the market is over extended, and you are okay to potentially give up some upside in order to have some protection.

How did I get 20% return with this strategy on my IRA during the worst period of the past 10 years? And while still being mostly invested in SPY?
I entered the trade back in August 2019. It had appropriate entry points, but that was rough. Market kept going up and up and up, rolling my calls became harder, not offsetting much of the initial cost of my protection anymore. At the ATH in February, I probably was trailing SPY by 5%, with my short calls 5% or so ITM. I mean 13% up in 4 months, after going up 20% since the beginning of the year, really?!?
Anyway, I saw that Coronavirus was coming, and I was glad that my protection was still in place. The initial drop was covered by ITM short calls. All good, then it continued dropping to my loss zone, okay. Then it went below my lost zone where my protection became ITM. Because the protection is a vertical, it has a max profit. I sold my vertical puts at 80% and 90% of max profit, as I figured the market dropped too fast, and it could bounce back quickly. With the profit, I then directly bought high-beta stocks that were in a huge sale. Then the market bounced back. I still had my original SPY shares, plus a bunch of new shares, and no more protection.
What about collars?
Collars are much simpler to set up, but they usually are not an advantageous protection anymore, as since 2008, OTM puts are more expensive than OTM calls.
For example right now:
BUY +1 COLLAR SPY JUN 18 21 333/290 @ 0.08 CREDIT
You want the collar to cost you nothing, (we get $8 of cash back per contract here, close enough). Protection starts $290 (a 10% downside), however you give up any upside above $333 (a 3.5% upside!). Really?!? Not worth it.
You could decide to buy a vertical put instead of a straight put for protection. This is what the UJUL ETF (and alike) are doing. We saw that our earlier 295/240 JUN 2021 protection costs $12.01.
SELL -1 SPY JUN 18 21 349 CALL @ 12.24
A strike of $349 is a 8.5% upside cap over a year. Although, this is a much simpler trade, with a very predictable outcome between the two, you can see that the other strategy gives potential for a much higher upside cap, albeit with some potential headache before the final expiration. :)
Conclusion
This concludes my series about options. I hope they have been helpful. As you can see there are plenty of ways to play options, some very aggressive, some very conservative. These posts represent a 80% brain dump of my knowledge about options, the last 20% might take awhile and will be built with experience. I hope this will help you avoid significant and unexpected losses with options.
I wanted to thank everyone for the good comments, awards, and numerous PMs with words of encouragement, thanks and questions. Best of luck! Understand your risks, and stay safe!

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Post 1: Basics: CALL, PUT, exercise, ITM, ATM, OTM
Post 2: Basics: Buying and Selling, the greeks
Post 3a: Simple Strategies
Post 3b: Advanced Strategies
Post 4a: Example of trades (short puts, covered calls, and verticals)
Post 4b: Example of trades (calendars and hedges)

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